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[26 May 2005|12:58am]
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[23 Nov 2004|09:53pm]
[ mood | busy ]

i just want to say i love my friends from santa cruz and i miss santa cruz soooo much. i dont even know how to thank you guys for driving down to cheer me up and say happy birthday. it really made me happy but now i miss you guys even more.
XOXOXOX

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[03 Nov 2004|05:06pm]
[ mood | busy ]

well election day was a bust. i even double checked to make sure i dotted kerry as if it really mattered. in silent protest i wore all black today expecting to see a lot of sad faces around campus today. but it was as if nothing had happened. even the token nut that screams obscenities about Bush wasnt in front of the federal building. my world order teacher is really funny and spends the first 20 minutes of the 50 minute class to talk about politics and football so i was pretty excited to hear is take on the events this morning. maybe see a funny positive side to this fiasco. but all he had to talk about was the fact that the vote doesnt matter and his only incentive for voting was the i voted sticker. and he was upset that he didnt get one. i mean sure he was totally on fire and i was laughing but it wasnt what i needed. but man he was really funny today. we all just talked the whole class period and eventually got on the topic of The Life Aquatic and somewhere in there he took off a big section from the midterm. so after that class my day turned up. i heard a guy talking about the political theorist Kant and he was like yea so CUNT and the girl he was with was like ew cunt. haha. but i came home early from school cause i smelled bad and really wanted to take a shower. im studying all night in the library and im really considering just sleeping there cause its open 24 hours and it looks alright. or else ill be riding my bike home at like 4 in the morning just to come back at 8. anyway i dont know what im going to do about this election. probably nothing. but kerry was a true blue, too bad the whole united states went red.

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[01 Nov 2004|11:51pm]
whoa its been so long since ive updated i dont even recognize this page. anyway im doing it for the best reasong in the world, ITS MY ROOMMATES 21st BIRTHDAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY GINA!!! im know im not cool like everyone else because i cannot make this message scroll or blink or what have you. but i know gina loves me not for my lj skills but rather for my beautiful beautiful mind.

LOVE YA ROOMIE! and i know im calling you roomie even though i live alone. i think it has something to do with that river in africa. you know da-nile. im tired and i dont know if that joke was funny.
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[05 Aug 2004|04:59pm]
[ mood | busy ]

summer has been going fast and has been pretty uneventful, except for drunken babysitting, until last night.....
andrew and i went to see a movie in hollywood. after the movie we went to the bathroom and as we were walking out i heard a familiar voice. i turned around and JACK BLACK. as andrew and i were fighting over if we should talk to him or not we see ashly and or mary kate olsen. we watched as this girl said hi to her and got slammed down. so we decided to leave jack alone. we walked behind him for awhile and i stood behind him in line. it was glorious. and also yesterday i officially got into university of edinburgh. and in one week ill be driving up to visit all my northern friends. and on saturday lauren gets home. and next wednesday ill be seeing ALAN JACKSON. BOOYAKASHA

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[09 Jun 2004|12:11pm]
IM DONE WITH SCHOOL I JUST WORKED FOR 24 HOURS STRAIGHT! FROM 12 NOON YESTERDAY TO 12 NOON TODAY!!! IM DONE SUCKAAAAA
and now im off to san fran to ride my bike across the golden gate bridge.
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The new tumbleweed [25 May 2004|12:43am]
[ mood | busy ]

Ive been seeing a lot of hairballs around campus lately.

Notice exhibit A



in real life its the size of a football.

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dirrrrty [09 May 2004|10:59pm]
[ mood | busy ]

everywhere in LA there are dirty cars that say "please wash me." I started getting really annoyed, thinking that its so predictable to see that now adays and then questioning and wondering if it could actually be some form of satire yatta yatta, BUT THEN I was driving down PCH in Malibu and I see a dirty car with words on it, but this time it says "i wish my wife was as dirty as my car" and that made everything better and normal again.

here are some pictures from this weekendCollapse )

p.s.

I had a really embarrassing moment today that i just remembered. so my mom, bro and i are standing on this cliff watching surfers down below when corey and i start singing. i take off in some western songs and then start singing dont break my heart my achey breaky heart. before this corey was singing along but he didnt follow me into this song. so im singing with a thick southern accent. i start to drone off cause i dont know the words so then im like hey lets switch it up a little bit. so i start with this janet jackson song that goes in a real high voice "all the boyz in the party...( i think)" and thats all i know. i start shakin my hips and butt getting real into it and i swish my head around to see this guy standing right behind me. then i start thinking man how long has he been standing there and he says "hey dont stop singing." i turn around quickly, ask corey whats going on and then corey says that hes been standing there since dont break my heart. so now im thinking damn why did i choose that stupid janet jackson song where i had to sing all high and shake my hips.

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420 festivities [20 Apr 2004|07:00pm]
[ mood | busy ]

So today in my Communism class we were all intently listening to our teacher talk about the fall of Stalin and the rise of Yugoslavia, and these 4 hippies from Stevenson walk by, one playing his guitar. My teacher stops talking and stands there listening and confused. So then this guy says "uhhh its 420" like that explained everything.

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the marriage proposal [25 Mar 2004|12:20pm]
[ mood | busy ]

This morning my mom and I were swimming at the local public pool when this old jewish woman with sunglasses interrupted us.  She started asking about me to my mom, wondering if I was married and if I would be interested in her cute 24 year old grandson.  She never looked at me, but was more interested in striking some sort of deal with my mom.  She was dissapointed that I wasnt jewish, however, she was willing to get over it for the greater good of the potential relationship.  And I was like LOOK BUDDY IM NOT INTERESTED and breast-stroked away from her.

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[18 Mar 2004|12:53am]
[ mood | busy ]

so i got home this morning from the bus ride from hell. i dont know why i thought i could do the all night greyhound again. i ended up falling asleep and leaning on this random guy the whole ride. oh and this guy i know hooked up with some 51 year old floosy during the trip. how do you manage that? honestly. janet was there too but we didnt get to sit with each other.
i dont know what ive done with the day, im completely out of it and i havent slept slept in days it seems. i didnt celebrate st patricks day until late tonight when i randomly ended up at this rugby party where they had a full on bar set up in their garage. they had an irish potluck and streamers and irish music and everything.

ok im sleeping.

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[02 Mar 2004|01:53pm]
britney with necklace and undies
Whoa, you're sexed- up Britney. You've got a
vibrator and you know how to use it. You like
to fuck, and there ain't nothing wrong with it.
Shut up, nazi media!


Which Britney Are You?
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ice cold [17 Feb 2004|10:57pm]
click me bitcho

(courtesy of shizznon)
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[09 Feb 2004|09:44pm]
[ mood | busy ]

Get to know the REAL you by crash_and_burn
Your Name
You Are A:Geek
Your Favorite Band/SongSnoop Dogg - Gin and Juice
You Like To Read:Horror books
You Firmly Believe In:God
Everyone Thinks You Are:OMG WAY HOTT LOLZ
You Were Conceived:In the mall
You Will Marry:Your half-sister/brother
Created with quill18's MemeGen 2.0!


thats right on the money EXCEPT FOR MARRYING MY BROTHER AND I DONT WANT TO HEAR ANYTHING FROM CHRISTYAL AND GINA YOU PERVERTS.
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I GOT ANDREW BEAT [07 Feb 2004|10:57pm]
[ mood | busy ]



create your own visited states map
or write about it on the open travel guide

CHECK IT 15 STATES

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[18 Jan 2004|06:59pm]
[ mood | busy ]

the E-MU modular
you're a Geek Geek Geek! only a completely
masturbatory, obsessive, nut would figure out
how to turn you on, let alone PLAY you!
electroNerds like Kraftwerk and Jonny of
Radiohead would probably LOVE to get
their hands on your knobs!


Which Vintage Synth SLASH Retro Keyboard Are You?
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corey on the dentist [14 Jan 2004|11:58pm]
[ mood | busy ]

FantomRadio (10:02:03 PM): so i went to the dentist today
FantomRadio (10:02:13 PM): and she was like "do you floss?"
FantomRadio (10:02:18 PM): and i was like "no"
FantomRadio (10:02:42 PM): and apparantly my gums were bleeding a little twoards the back
FantomRadio (10:02:58 PM): and she said "thats because you are not flossing"
FantomRadio (10:03:19 PM): and i was like "no, its because you poked me with that poker!"
FantomRadio (10:03:32 PM): i felt it
FantomRadio (10:03:36 PM): she stabbed me
FantomRadio (10:03:49 PM): and then tried to blame me for not flossing
FantomRadio (10:04:45 PM): she said "if you flossed regularly, the tissue would be tougher"
FantomRadio (10:05:06 PM): so i have a delicate mouth
FantomRadio (10:05:17 PM): not my fault if you stab me

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argh [17 Dec 2003|11:37am]
[ mood | busy ]

so none of my friends are home yet but ive been having plenty o fun with my brother. this whole week has made me realize how much i hate christmas and buying things so my brother and i discussed a way to avoid buying unnecessary presents. we decided to get in a fight with everyone and then to not make up till after christmas. we started calling my friends saying "HEY I HEARD ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT ME AND I RETURNED YOUR CHRISTMAS GIFT! THANKS A LOT MR GRINCH! AND ABOUT THAT CHRISTMAS CARD I SENT YOU, JUST TEAR IT UP BECAUSE I TAKE BACK ALL THE THINGS I SAID. BYE I NEVER WANT TO TALK TO YOU AGAIN." it didnt work though, so now im left getting stressed out buying worthless crappy gifts.

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[08 Dec 2003|10:45pm]
HEY LAUREN. EAT SHIT.
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[01 Dec 2003|08:15pm]
[ mood | crazy ]

Tell me how awful I really am. Come on, give it to me now.

or you could chikity check what my other peepz be..... sayin...http://www.blunttruthgame.com/showratings.cfm?uid=815736

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